is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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