There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's shark week go big or go home
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
A bitchslap is in order.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
