what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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