you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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