Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He did a backflip because drugs
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