The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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