Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
A+ Viking dick
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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