i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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