Cold hands, warm shart.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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