it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think your dad took our porno
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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