I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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