I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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