I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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