He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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