Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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