question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
everyone is single if you try hard enough
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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