She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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