But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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