Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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