that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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