2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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