i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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