he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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