Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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