ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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