is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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