what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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