I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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