You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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