did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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