I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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