All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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