I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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