you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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