I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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