I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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