and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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