laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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