ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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