yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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