The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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