chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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