I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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Randomize