I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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