Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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