I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize
