Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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