How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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