i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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