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I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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