So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
