Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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