PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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